Girls

Are interesting creatures. I own an apartment which is at this moment, is home to myself and 4 college girls...........What have I gotten myself into. This morning I wake up and witness 4 hot girl showers before mine, leave for class, see hundreds of girls I can only wish to be with, come back and do homework, open a bottle of wine with a screw and hammer (We couldn't find the corkscrew) and have a nice dinner of spaghetti and meat sauce with 3 of them. I know some would say the worst thing someone could do with their roommate is probably each other, (And I say probably as in Dear God what have I gotten myself into) which is why I'm trying pretty hard to find releases else where. Like the University.

Or porn.

Not really.