Viking Dudes

So Scandinavians are apparently some of the funniest people in the world. This Comic site called Scandinavia and The World, had me finishing the entire series in about 2 and half days.
But whats that?
Stereotyping is bad Hank!
I say Screw those that disagree!!!
If you can read the entire series and not find even one of the hilariously historically correct stories to tickle your funny bone, then I'm going to slap you with a Norwegian fish.

Skal!

Asian Invasion

You want a truly fun night at college? Go to an all Asian party and be the ONLY American on the entire floor. The thing about Asians is that they all seem to think that if you're an american then you're automatically the coolest person in the room, and when its a thirty to one ratio then you're pretty set for a fun night. Seriously though, any prejudice went right out the window. Every guy makes sure you never have an empty beer (I don't drink so I had to turn them all down, but they all love the idea of Americans being super drinkers) and every girl thinks you're the coolest strongest funniest most american American they've ever met. Wanna be cool? Play their odd versions of rock paper scissors and win. Wanna be great? Speak Japanese to them. Wanna be their God? beat one of them at arm wrestling while everyone is watching (I have never seen a group go so crazy over arm wrestling). In all honesty, it was one of the best parties I've been to, and I think its because I didn't have to act like I understood "The way of the cool folk" as is in the usual college drinking parties.
On a side note, language barriers are dumb excuse for not trying to be friends with people. I conversed and got to know twenty plus people who spoke barely any English, and I can still tell you most of their names, where they are from, and what form of compliment they gave me for being "Not Asian."

Concerts Change Lives.

Rockstar sponsored Uproar tour was pretty sweet last night. Total bands moshed too include Sevendust, Escape the Fate, Seether, Bullet For My Valentine, Three Days Grace, and for the second time this year was the prestigious Avenged Sevenfold. 

Also headlining this event, was my Step-brother whom I've never really met before. It was a very interesting experience to go into the metal moshes with my 7 foot tall older brother who seems to have the same type of humor that I do, along with his girlfriend who happens to be a close friend of mine. Its such a small world and you never really realize it until you're using your head to stave off the other slam dancers (Read that literally, I have a bruised eye socket) from both your older and younger brothers and the girlfriend of each.

Thank You For Smoking.

Dear Mr, Smoking near the Non-Smoking bike rack, Guy.

I love sucking in toxic fumes after my intense ride to the gym.

I hope you Smoke and Die.

Sincerely, Me.

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