Something Witty.

If there was ever a bad month to be had it was this one. I guess its possible, considering everyone can have a bad day. Maybe even a bad week. Its probably possible to even have a bad year, or maybe some are just more apt to suck at life. (Hi Everyone!!!!)
I'm really in a ranting mood right now, so you'll just have to bare with me here. I've been lonely, broke, ticketed, taken advantage of, rejected, kicked down by my own demons, and even stood up twice in the same week. The newest album of one of my favorite bands even sucked! -_-

What with everything that's happened this month, I still seem to have some hope that next month will be better, along with the rest of the year. Its probably just the fortune cookie that told me my summer will be splendid this year. After all, everyone knows Chinese people (especially those in the food industry) can see the future. This month is not without a glimmer of good news though.
-I can now listen to music while working on homework at the same time!!! :O (I know, its always been a huge problem with me)
-Last night I was shown something that gave me a little hope that not everything is so cut and dry good and bad in the world (Maybe more on that later)
-I am an avid reader of Cracked.com, and this last week they posted something that hit closer to home. I do not mean to justify my gender, and in fact there are times where I wish I could soccer kick specific men in the groin. But there are also times where I wish I could take this article, and rightly staple it to peoples forehead for thinking they are the only one's who suffer in this, "Male Dominated Society."
-I've recently been required to write an 8 page paper reflecting on my life's accomplishments and the journey its taken to get there (and by that I mean beaten so forcibly I could write the thing in my own blood). At first I kept telling myself that its just another dumb assignment I have to get out of the way, but after about the fourth page I started to take a bit of personal pride in this assignment. I really did start to see the areas in my life that I had grown from and progressed into, and it created a very humbling effect. At one point, I actually started writing about something extremely personal to me, only to realize that it was to be graded by my professor; to which it was promptly deleted.
My lesson in all this? Hell if I know. Probably something about not forgetting where you come from, but that would be just silly.

To all my loyal fans out there, (Ha)
Cheer up. Everyone has a past, and everyone makes choices that lead in one direction or another, but what really matters is taking the path that moves you forward.

As a (very) wise man once said, "The man being chased by the lion goes farther in life than the man who hides from it."

Circle of life my ass!

Found one!

Another leftover college Easter egg :)

I hope it hasn't spoiled...

Also, wish me luck on my hot date tonight. 

Here's to not spilling coffee on her this time!

Someone get me a coffee.

Well, today has royally sucked, but with an odd humorous twist.

A a certain gym membership that I cancelled two months ago has decided to try and steal an extra month from me, but because I was not expecting the charge, there was not enough money in that specific account to pay for it. So the bank pays it, I pay the bank an overdraft fee, and I'm screwed out of around $80. . . . . . . .If I go quietly.




I CALLED EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM AND TOLD THEM ITS GONNA BE M*THERF**K*N ARMAGEDDON IF THEY DIDN'T PUT IT BACK BY MONDAY.
I have bills to pay and stuff yo.


I however, am in a laughing mood because of somethings today that made me smile.
-The girl that stood me up yesterday is getting coffee with me on Sunday, 
-I've reconciled with a different girl that I met at a party a few weeks ago while I (and lets be honest here) couldn't remember a thing after seeing her
-I was told today by some random girl that out of me and some other guy, one of us will have cancer before we die.
-I found a banana under a cement divider. (I didn't eat it, although I'm sure it would have been quite the mysterious tasting banana.
-I had a guy sitting behind me (who was apparently watching me the whole time) congratulate my Words With Friends score of 142 points on the word BURQA, 
-I discovered another Wsu easter egg, and with this discovery I have decided to start posting the little odd things that I find at the colleges I go to. Here are some so far:

My name is Mr. Hank. And this happens to be in the stall I was uhm, yea.

Semi-Truck couldn't get it up. (the hill)

The LOL was my contribution

It followed me home, can I keep it?

bleh.

Its been ages since I've been on here, and I'm sure all one of you (you know who you are) are just dying from the anticipation.

Bright things today:
-I had Panda Express!
-I got half a paper done today!
-Its snowing!
-My roommates aren't trying to pick a fight! (yet)
-I got to make some groovy work money today!
-I was told I look like I've lost weight!

Not so bright things today:
-Panda made me sick
-I've got 4 other papers today, all of which are considerably longer
-I don't have my snowbike anymore
-They haven't paid me for electricity last month
-My application will be very touch and go because of the last minute nature of this choice
-I have to wake up at 5am to finish what I started at work
-I wasn't trying to -_-

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Bright things this week:
-I'm back in Pullman!
-Walking Dead season finale was amazing!
-I found a website to read the Walking Dead comics!
-The Wsu lounge got all new (EXTREMELY) comfortable chairs!
-I'm up to 64 views!
-I've almost applied to another college!
-I've re-discovered an old band I saw in concert once and can't stop listening to them!
-I generally don't hate life! (I blame you Kink)

Not so bright things this week:
-Pullman aggravates me in odd ways
-Walking Dead is dead till October (insert heartfelt tear)
-I'll never have time to read it (insert profanity)
-You have to pull together 3 of them to take a nap
-I'm up 64 views
-Ha, another college.
-I'll soon tire of them
-No promises next week.

Now that I'm done being happy/complaining/bipolar, I'm off to brave the weather on my treacherous bike ride home, and since you won't understand how crucial having the right kind of tires on your bike is, here's a picture equation.

Come at me Snow